Top 10...Funny Things!

After yesterday's events this is really simple

Top 10 Funny Things That Happened To Me

1. Yesterday, my mom's iPhone fell in the middle of the street and got ran over by a car (actually a ton of cars). Four hours later we found it in the middle of Lincoln Ave.
2. Last Saturday, my friends and I threw a party for my friend Nayeli, who’s getting married soon. When you have four 15 year olds throwing a party for an 18 year old, things can get a little out of hand. Like the stripper we had at the party...
3. Thursday, at the Academy I was in my study hall and one kid came up to ask "You're TGQ aren't you?" and I responded "No, I'm Laura, TGQ is my title but I have a name you know."
4. Thursday, before it was time to go to the Academy. I looked at my phone and it said 7:30. Five minutes later a kid came up and asked me what time it was, I said 8:30. He ran for class thinking that he was late and five minutes later he was glaring at me and yelling "What the Fuck did you do that for? You scared the shit out of me!"
5. Two weeks ago, I was playing golf and I got hit by a golf ball on my back. The one who threw it said that he missed, he was aiming at my head
6. About a month ago, I was sitting in the basement with Jareth , watching a movie, and I hear my mom scream "If you two are having sex down there keep it down!"
7. Last month, it was rise day and I was walking down the streets of Italy, than this Italian guy yelled in English "Stupid American Tourist! Get out of the road! Do you want a guy to fuck you!"
8. Three months ago, I was doing my homework when my mom came back home. She took one look at it and said "How is that ever going to help you in life? The answer is seven but the only reason I would see that you would ever use it would be to try to pinpoint your boyfriend's average driving speed."
9. This morning, Jareth and I went for a quick drive to downtown. It was about one in the morning and he found this night club. We walked in (they didn't even ask for IDs even though it said no one under 18. Inside there we a lot of biker dudes and a lot of young couples. One comes up to us saying "You know, I think that there should be more people who come here, the pimps are taking over."
10. Yesterday night, I went to a party with my family. We had a weird conversation about things that are wrong with the world. We were drinking while we talked (me being underage it's a little fun). Funny part was that when you finished one they brought you another one. I'm pretty sure that I drank like ten or twelve last night. It didn't do anything for me except get me addicted to Smirnoff Triple Berry. Yum!

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