I have heard these quotes from people and they always strike me.
Top 10 Quotes by Famous People
1. Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain -
2. Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain -
3. Old ladies come up to me all the time telling me to find God. Look, all I want to find is some chai and a good vegan muffin. - Davey Havok -
4. In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. - Mark Twain -
5. Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. - Mark Twain -
6. Our new AP covers are out this weekend, and, in the spirit of shameless self-promotion.........BUY MY FACE!! -Jade Puget -
7. Mainly I've been dividing my time between working on my biceps by benchpressing Ferraris filled with supermodels and teaching the homeless to read. -Jade Puget -
8. Please excuse me if it seems I'm throwing a little tantrum, but I can't get a microphone that fucking works. - Davey Havok -
9. Man, I don't know a damn thing about sports, I wear make-up and nail polish, remember? - Davey Havok -
10. It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress. - Mark Twain -
Top 10 Quotes by Not-Famous People
1. I...you...dude! I don't even know your name! I mean NO!
2. A lot of people confuse sympathy with tons of other emotions, pity, distaste, even love. It’s just a weird emotion.
3. Go read the sermon on the mount ya heathens!
4. Ooh will the scandals ever end?
5. To corruption and true love. May they never be mutually exclusive.
6. Make up sex tomorrow after the final...promise?
7. More whore hospitality?
8. You really are a good guy, I can feel it in my soul, what little bit I have left feels it.
9. Why do you choose to believe that God hates you?
10. In your haste to save him, you destroyed him.
- BlackFireMyth -
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